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Monday, November 28, 2011
I just had a thought.
I think self-absorbed people would make perfect couples! Picture this. Pretty girl: Y'know, so and so asked me for my number/ said I was pretty (for the zillionth time) Average friend nods her head, rolls her eyes (for the zillionth time) and nurses the bitterness in her heart. Pretty girl: Y'know, so and so asked me for my number/ said I was pretty! Handsome boy: I know right! A similar thing happened to me... AND THEY HIT IT OFF. Because they supposedly have had many such experiences, just with different people, they can TOTALLY empathize with one another, not make their average-looking friends feel bitter and sick of hearing the same old things that would never happen to them. The world would be a happier place. I think I make a brilliant matchmaker. |